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    Flight delayed.

    Sitting in the airport, having gut up far too early. Flight delayed... And the coffee place is playing I Don't Like Mondays.

    I think they're taking the piss.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

    #2
    Time for some champagne...

    Better make it a Bucks Fizz really as it is still breakfast time.

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      #3
      Originally posted by original PM View Post
      Time for some champagne...

      Better make it a Bucks Fizz really as it is still breakfast time.

      An excellent plan with no drawbacks! Thank you sir for the suggestion.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #4
        At least you're not stuck in the first class lounge with an obese twunt.

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          #5
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          Sitting in the airport, having gut up far too early. Flight delayed... And the coffee place is playing I Don't Like Mondays.

          I think they're taking the piss.
          It's mornings like that when I call up the airport and make a hoax bomb call. Flights delayed, airport closed, head home, put my feet up and go back to sleep.

          Warning.
          This is a sarcastic attempt at a joke, in no way do I recommend making hoax calls. All airports and calls are fictional. Apart from that one time at Manchester Airport.

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            #6
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            Sitting in the airport, having gut up far too early. Flight delayed... And the coffee place is playing I Don't Like Mondays.

            I think they're taking the piss.
            Wank and time flies.

            PS. I am not sure if you are a female, if so, still, just read the above as 'wank someone.....'

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              #7
              Originally posted by pscont View Post
              Wank and time flies.

              PS. I am not sure if you are a female, if so, still, just read the above as 'wank someone.....'
              How/why are you still here?
              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                #8
                Same reason as why you are.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                  How/why are you still here?
                  Why is who still here? ?
                  Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                    Why is who still here? [emoji16]
                    No idea who you are taking about
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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