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    #11
    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Although I quite like this idea that two of you are going to pay me £220 a day not to sing.

    When can I expect the money to start rolling in?
    Can you confirm that this gig (OK, non-gig) is outside IR35?
    Will you be wanting VAT invoices, or will you be paying cash tips?
    I'm happy to be your non-drummer/backing vocalist for £250/day
    we need a crowd funded bass now.

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      #12
      Originally posted by BR14 View Post
      I'm happy to be your non-drummer/backing vocalist for £250/day
      we need a crowd funded bass now.

      Well, the good thing is that the offer so far is just about singing.

      As I look around the office here, I've got:






      (the bottom two are only to annoy Brillo)
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        #13
        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        Originally posted by BR14 View Post
        we need a crowd funded bass now.
        Well, the good thing is that the offer so far is just about singing.
        A singing bass, perhaps....?

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          #14
          Of course, this one and the Pensa MK strat don't stay in the office.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            #15
            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            Although I quite like this idea that two of you are going to pay me £220 a day not to sing.

            When can I expect the money to start rolling in?
            Can you confirm that this gig (OK, non-gig) is outside IR35?
            Will you be wanting VAT invoices, or will you be paying cash tips?
            Strictly brown envelopes, untraceable notes. You know the drill...
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #16
              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              Well, the good thing is that the offer so far is just about singing.

              As I look around the office here, I've got:






              (the bottom two are only to annoy Brillo)
              you are MP's unwanted suitor and I claim my 5 condoms!
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #17
                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                you are MP's unwanted suitor and I claim my 5 condoms!
                OK. It’s your lucky day - one of them isn’t used.
                …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by WTFH View Post
                  OK. It’s your lucky day - one of them isn’t used.

                  NLyUK said you were posh using fresh ones.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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