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    #11
    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Hang on, you never game me a banana in the first place, or have you just outed one of your sockies [emoji23]
    yes i did, but i unbanana'd it.

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      #12
      Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
      offer now withdrawn

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        #13
        There's a fruit store on our street
        It's run by a Greek.
        And he keeps good things to eat
        But you should hear him speak!
        When you ask him anything, he never answers "no".
        He just "yes"es you to death, and as he takes your dough
        He tells you
        "Yes, we have no bananas
        We have-a no bananas today.
        We've string beans, and onions
        Cabbageses, and scallions,
        And all sorts of fruit and say
        We have an old fashioned to-mah-to
        A Long Island po-tah-to
        But yes, we have no bananas.
        We have no bananas today.

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