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    And todays award for most inaccurately targeted email goes to

    Venn Group. There is absolutely nothing in this ad that matches anything anywhere on my CV.

    Nuclear Training Analyst
    Recruitment Agency Reference: 6894720
    £Hourly Rate
    Portsmouth

    Due to extension with the department, a position has arisen for a Nuclear Training Analyst within a leading nuclear services provider in Portsmouth. This is a 6-month contract with a strong possibility of extension thereafter.

    The successful candidate will be responsible for:

    · Supporting the analysis, design and development of nuclear training material
    · Developing/modifying programmes of work to ensure effective delivery
    · Conducting job competency analysis
    · Conducting training analysis, design and development in a complex nuclear or high-hazard environment

    Required candidate experience:

    · A valid SC clearance
    · 5+ years’ experience as a SAT Practitioner /Training development manager
    · Experienced in managing processes and adhering to governance structures in a regulated environment
    · Experienced in working within a nuclear submarine environment

    Required Qualifications

    · Nuclear plant foundation course – module 1
    · Recorded qualification in an appropriate technical/management discipline
    Last edited by DaveB; 17 October 2019, 16:47. Reason: typos and grammar.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

    #2
    Its not rocket science!
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      An Enterprise Architect I used to work with said he used to get several emails a year from agents about roles in town planning - obviously because the agent saw the word 'architect'...

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        #4
        Just how hard can nuclear be?

        I might send one of my ex-wives along for the gig.

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Just how hard can nuclear be?

          I might send one of my ex-wives along for the gig.
          Just mention the words agile, cloud, digital transformation and AI and you'll be fine.

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            #6
            Originally posted by DaveB View Post
            Venn Group. There is absolutely noting in this ad that matches anything anywhere on my CV.
            Hopefully it wasn't sent to Suity.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
              Hopefully it wasn't sent to Suity.
              Suity and nuclear materials. What could possibly go wrong...?
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                #8
                Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                Suity and nuclear materials. What could possibly go wrong...?
                There's only one way to find out.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                  There's only one way to find out.
                  I suppose it might knock B****t off the top of the news sites. For 10 minutes.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
                    Venn Group. There is absolutely noting in this ad that matches anything anywhere on my CV.

                    Obviously their Venn diagram has you in the 'no match but the CV may be out of date so we'll take a punt that a match would occur if we had an up to date CV' segment.

                    Alternatively, they just spam everyone on their contact list as it's easier than doing any real work.
                    Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on.

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