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    Finally after umpteen years I can stay in bed with my cold (man flu) and recover instead of travelling the underground (or boat) into the city to infect others

    Any other benefits I’m missing ?


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    #2
    Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
    Finally after umpteen years I can stay in bed with my cold (man flu) and recover instead of travelling the underground (or boat) into the city to infect others

    Any other benefits I’m missing ?


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    PC can give you the full picture.

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      #3
      Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
      Finally after umpteen years I can stay in bed with my cold (man flu) and recover instead of travelling the underground (or boat) into the city to infect others

      Any other benefits I’m missing ?


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      £72 a week IIRC, speak to the welsh wonder (clients wonder why they ever hired him)
      Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
      I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

      I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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        #4
        Any time is G&T time. No-one will complain about you having a tipple in office hours

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          #5
          Last time I was on the bench, I got really good at Worms Armageddon. Nowadays, it'd be Elite Dangerous, but I haven't the time.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #6
            You have time to learn how to turn off your mobile sig ??

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              #7
              Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
              Any time is G&T time. No-one will complain about you having a tipple in office hours
              Indeed, and the fun of going to Waitrose at Canary Wharf unshaven for days in a t-shirt and putting a bottle of Hendrix into your basket and suddenly notice Secuity guards following you about as you try to lose them for a laugh before I pay up


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                #8
                Having the time to work through that long list of DIY jobs you've been putting off for the last 5 years...?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by CheeseSlice View Post
                  Having the time to work through that long list of DIY jobs you've been putting off for the last 5 years...?
                  INKSPE

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                    #10
                    working out which room you & the Mrs haven't christened yet?

                    telling Assgoo & spooter that you are considerably richer?
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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