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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    And I dislike cyclists. They don't even cycle with the flow of traffic! And the feckers don't stop for anything
    You are not alone. And this is why the planet is fecked. Everyone has to drive. Or take flights when they could take the train....

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    You are not alone. And this is why the planet is fecked. Everyone has to drive. Or take flights when they could take the train....
    Your bicycle didn't grow in a tree.

    Neither did the people who manufactured it and its components.

    Trains don't go where people have to.

    Solve that one Einstein.

    However there's an aid that may be used to convert cyclists from virtue signalling twunts into semi-useful human beings, it's "The Highway Code" available in book form - it involved the chopping down of trees at some point so not entirely blame free but well worth a read.
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    Given that you refuse to work for Jews, because you believe that they are only out for themselves and that they see gentiles as just there to be used, WGAS what you think.
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    Churchy says that May Day is a Zionist Occupation Government conspiracy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    Not me guv! Was funny where we cut through a bit of the red light district and I looked to my right just as a lady of negotiable affection opened her curtain. Treated to an eyeful of boobage I wasn't expecting at that moment

    Yes, been to Edinburgh. Wore flats that day
    Yes - I do find it strange that when in Amsterdam one often finds oneself erm - just cutting through the red light district...

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    Quote Originally Posted by original PM View Post
    Yes - I do find it strange that when in Amsterdam one often finds oneself erm - just cutting through the red light district...

    ahem...

    Women have needs too. Or so I believe.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigenare View Post
    Women have needs too. Or so I believe.
    Careful! With that level of enlightened thinking you could be mistaken for a feminist sympathiser

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gibbon View Post
    A Sunday lunch is useless without treacle sponge, bloody amateurs, still probably good enough for army types
    treacle sponge
    spotted dick even better!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohntheBike View Post
    spotted dick even better!
    Are you sure you did not get that when you ...

    erm took a shortcut through the red light district?

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    Quote Originally Posted by original PM View Post
    Are you sure you did not get that when you ...

    erm took a shortcut through the red light district?
    the red light district
    missed it when in Amsterdam!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    Careful! With that level of enlightened thinking you could be mistaken for a feminist sympathiser
    Put the kettle on while I cogitate, there's a good girl!

    Just to remove all doubt!
    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg
    Given that you refuse to work for Jews, because you believe that they are only out for themselves and that they see gentiles as just there to be used, WGAS what you think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigenare View Post
    Your bicycle didn't grow in a tree.

    Neither did the people who manufactured it and its components.

    Trains don't go where people have to.

    Solve that one Einstein.

    However there's an aid that may be used to convert cyclists from virtue signalling twunts into semi-useful human beings, it's "The Highway Code" available in book form - it involved the chopping down of trees at some point so not entirely blame free but well worth a read.
    Bicycles are far more environmentally friendly than motor vehicles. The bigger issues are that 50% of climate emissions are from 10% of the population who will not change. Overpopulation. And countries that will never change their economies(like China).

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    Women have needs too. Or so I believe.
    Only to serve their man?

    While on the subject of 1950s "jokes", why does the bride wear white? Its the colour all household appliances come in....

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