Free Broadband for everyone!

[DoctorStrangelove]

Being an I remember well the 2 year wait for a phone installation.

Then the phone was installed but no connection to the exchange.

That took another 6 months and a complaint then we got a party line.

Now the only calls on said line are scumbag scammers attempting to scam the now very late Strangelove Pater who was always talking to the scum.

It's very satisfying to reply to said scammer wanting to speak to Strangelove Pater "have you got a ouija board?"

[ladymuck]

Oh, and this is how the markets react to even the thought of Komrade Korbyn being supreme leader.

MARKET REPORT: Telecoms hit by Jeremy Corbyn plot to nationalise firms | Daily Mail Online

That's their cunning plan! They can buy it for less if the markets say it's worth less

[meridian]

Eating is not a luxury, without food and water we all die.

Therefore by the same logic, in the interest of fairness to all, food and water should be free.

There’s plenty of free water up north, you just need to pop up there and collect it.

[ladymuck]

There’s plenty of free water up north, you just need to pop up there and collect it.

Yeah but that means having to travel north of the Watford Gap.

There be monsters up there

[darmstadt]

How Thatcher killed the UK's superfast broadband before it even existed | TechRadar

[Zigenare]

Yeah but that means having to travel north of the Watford Gap.

There be monsters up there

There will be when you lot get here!

[MasterBait]

Eating is not a luxury, without food and water we all die.

Therefore by the same logic, in the interest of fairness to all, food and water should be free. And to prevent disgusting capitalist pigs from profiteering on the needs of the people, all supermarkets and food suppliers must be publicly owned and run!

However this is a knit-wear and/or hosiery shop and not a food shop. We had queues for food shops sometimes in the Soviet Union but not as much as for clothing (at least not where I lived).

Anyway good picture to illustrate what Corbyn is trying to achieve