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    Quote Originally Posted by moneybags View Post
    I've been called disingenuous twice in the last month and I'm still scratching my head about the first time... someone was having a go at a consultant doctor about the way the Dr conducted herself. I stepped in to defend the distressed doc and got called disingenuous by the aggressor. I'm not even first aid trained. I also got accused of being part of a drama triangle and I had to look that one up. It's not the same as a love triangle apparently.

    I might come across as knowing more than I actually do but surely that's a key skill in contracting.

    Maybe I'm mixing contracting up with sales.

    Am I winning you over yet?
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    I may not be potty trained but I can squat over a pen and pick it up with my buttocks in a boardroom.

    Have you ever fallen for the "attractive woman drops a pen" sales technique? I'm a sucker for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by moneybags View Post
    I may not be potty trained but I can squat over a pen and pick it up with my buttocks in a boardroom.

    Have you ever fallen for the "attractive woman drops a pen" sales technique? I'm a sucker for it.
    My ex used to say a girl's arse was too big/saggy if she could hold a pen in the crease between buttock and top of thigh. Needless to say he wasn't impressed at my ability to hold half of the W H Smith stationery counter there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    My ex used to say a girl's arse was too big/saggy if she could hold a pen in the crease between buttock and top of thigh. Needless to say he wasn't impressed at my ability to hold half of the W H Smith stationery counter there...
    I'm guessing you probably didn't mean to say that out loud...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Fack off

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    My ex used to say a girl's arse was too big/saggy if she could hold a pen in the crease between buttock and top of thigh. Needless to say he wasn't impressed at my ability to hold half of the W H Smith stationery counter there...
    Fat bottom girls they make the rockin' world go round!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    I'm guessing you probably didn't mean to say that out loud...
    Too late if I didn't

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    My ex used to say a girl's arse was too big/saggy if she could hold a pen in the crease between buttock and top of thigh. Needless to say he wasn't impressed at my ability to hold half of the W H Smith stationery counter there...
    I was wondering why you got banned from WH Smith....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    My ex used to say a girl's arse was too big/saggy if she could hold a pen in the crease between buttock and top of thigh. Needless to say he wasn't impressed at my ability to hold half of the W H Smith stationery counter there...

    watch out Xoggy will want pics
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