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Epitaph for a banned forum member

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    Epitaph for a banned forum member

    Do not click on my page and weep,
    I am not there, I do not sleep,
    I am the smiley that you post,
    the one that you called twunk the most,
    I am the joke that got deleted,
    a swear word not to be repeated,
    I am ?who knows? a hidden guest,
    on other sites I beat my chest,
    Each time your CPU shuts down,
    I am the final fan sigh sound,
    Do not post on my page and cry,
    they’ve banned me now, I can’t reply.

    #2
    Prepare for the worst expect the best.

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      #3
      Try harder, you ain't banned yet

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        #4
        I intend to try harder ladymuck. This is just a placeholder.

        In recent years, I've only had one 24 hour ban on another forum for purchasing a vinyl clock from another forum member. The rules were that you can't sell on the forum. The guy who sold me the clock got banned for a month and nobody would have even known about the sale if he hadn't plastered it all over the boards to drum up business.

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          #5
          Originally posted by moneybags View Post
          Here lies a dull twunt. Gone but not missed.
          FTFY

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            #6
            where's the scourer?

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              #7
              I guess NAT forgot to mention the rules about being a tedious chunt then.
              'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                #8
                Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                Try harder, you ain't banned yet
                Fingers crossed though.
                'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
                  I guess NAT forgot to mention the rules about being a tedious chunt then.
                  It would be a tad hypocritical.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by moneybags View Post
                    I intend to try harder ladymuck. .
                    Sounds like you intend to start trolling. Yes, that will get you a ban.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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