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    I'm new to contracting and will be working away from home all week away from my Mrs.

    How do contractors manage without sex during the long spells away from home?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mb31 View Post
    I'm new to contracting and will be working away from home all week away from my Mrs.

    How do contractors manage without sex during the long spells away from home?
    Invest in a laminator

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    Invest in a laminator
    That's almost disgusting...

    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mb31 View Post
    I'm new to contracting and will be working away from home all week away from my Mrs.

    How do contractors manage without sex during the long spells away from home?
    Brillo will pop round and see that your Mrs is getting enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigenare View Post
    Brillo will pop round and see that your Mrs is getting enough.
    I should warm him that she can be a bit rough but she will lube the strap on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mb31 View Post
    I should warm him that she can be a bit rough but she will lube the strap on.
    Is spit still classed as lube?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LondonManc View Post
    Is spit still classed as lube?
    I hope that's not one of your chat-up lines...
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mb31 View Post
    I should warn him that she can be a bit rough but she will lube the strap on.
    I don't think that would be a deterrent... in fact he might even give her a discount!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mb31 View Post
    I should warm him that she can be a bit rough but she will lube the strap on.
    Oi G-Jabs, fresh meat for you! Already broken in!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mb31 View Post
    I'm new to contracting and will be working away from home all week away from my Mrs.

    How do contractors manage without sex during the long spells away from home?
    Easy. I go round and shag your Mrs when you're away, then call you and tell you all about it
    (Hold the phone in your left hand)

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