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I'm a late thirties NS, drug and disease free and I have a GSOH (although my wife would disagree). Electric frog equates to Cameron Diaz in my mind's eye.
Maaaany moons ago I was working in educational IT and a group of us were invited to go and trial some new safe guarding software. Quite clever for its day - it would basically monitor all screen activity so it could log and monitor pretty much anything - e-mail, chat, websites, forums even just typing into word docs.
Anyway, we all gathered in this training room and to kick off and demonstrate some of the baseline filtering and realtime monitoring/reporting the guy asked us all to go to Google and type in something that would turn back kinky results. It was a great moment as we all jumped at the chance at searching for porn at work, dived into Google and then immediately stopped as everybody realised that their search items were A) About to be shown on screen and B) Would say a lot more about them than the software.
In the end, after a few minutes, there was a stream of not very inventive searches for boring variations of "naked women"
On my Grindr profile, one way I am finding I can get more messages, is to say "ask me about my dark fantasy".
People are very curious.
Trouble is, when I send this work of fiction to them (which I carefully wrote), it makes them laugh instead. Before calling me a sick puppy and blocking me
yeah sorry about that
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
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