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Originally posted by Zigenare View PostWhy offer a courtesy that won't be reciprocated?I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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Originally posted by mb31 View PostYou believe in not believing.
I'll tell you what, when we're both dead, let's meet up and compare who is right or wrongI am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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You should probably set aside some money Whorty.
Your family would not appreciate a green bottle infestation after you bloated corpse explodes on the sofa.Comment
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Originally posted by Whorty View PostNot strictly true. I KNOW that there is no god - this is more than belief.
I'll tell you what, when we're both dead, let's meet up and compare who is right or wrongComment
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Originally posted by mb31 View PostYou should probably set aside some money Whorty.
Your family would not appreciate a green bottle infestation after you bloated corpse explodes on the sofa.
Whoever finds my corpse can do whatever they want with it. I won't know or have any capacity to care.I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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Originally posted by mb31 View PostI'm sure that can be arranged when this site turns into a zombie forum beyond April 2020.I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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Originally posted by Whorty View PostSurely Zombies are, by definition, undead ... be interested what the religious text say about zombies
Your fairly grim predication sounds plausible. I don't know how old you are but you could join a walking football team in your retirement and they could play a posthumous testimonial match for you to raise money for your chosen charity. I know that's a bit random but I'm trying to think of something you could look forward to on the death front.Comment
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Originally posted by Whorty View PostIf I live to my full expected term, I won't have much family around. Wife is likely to go well before me due to her illness. Apart from a brother I no longer speak to, I have a Mom who will mostly likely have gone too. My extended family are explicitly written out of my will.
Whoever finds my corpse can do whatever they want with it. I won't know or have any capacity to care.Comment
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Originally posted by mb31 View PostI think Jesus was a zombie after his crucifixion but don't quote me on that.
Your fairly grim predication sounds plausible. I don't know how old you are but you could join a walking football team in your retirement and they could play a posthumous testimonial match for you to raise money for your chosen charity. I know that's a bit random but I'm trying to think of something you could look forward to on the death front.Comment
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