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Originally posted by Eirikur View Postatheism is not a belief
I believe God doesn't exist! It is as valid as other people's belief in Sky Fairies.
It is possible a 'God' does exist but its publicity firm on Earth has just got it wrong.Last edited by vetran; 29 November 2019, 12:44.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by Whorty View PostNot strictly true. I KNOW that there is no god - this is more than belief.
I'll tell you what, when we're both dead, let's meet up and compare who is right or wrongComment
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Originally posted by mb31 View PostYour fairly grim predication sounds plausible.
Originally posted by mb31 View PostI don't know how old you are but you could join a walking football team in your retirement
Originally posted by mb31 View Post...and they could play a posthumous testimonial match for you to raise money for your chosen charity
Originally posted by mb31 View PostI know that's a bit random but I'm trying to think of something you could look forward to on the death front.
I'd rather look forward to life, and making the most of my time here than 'looking forward to death'I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter manComment
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Originally posted by Eirikur View PostIn infinity you're likely to meet an infinite number of times, not something to look forward to.
Assuming inflation theory is correct, in theory if you could travel far enough, there would be a universe identical to our own.
The thing about God is that if he did not exist, he would have to be invented. Or if you are Arianna, she would have to be invented.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostLuckily we are not aware of any of the other infinity universes.
Assuming inflation theory is correct, in theory if you could travel far enough, there would be a universe identical to our own.
The thing about God is that if he did not exist, he would have to be invented. Or if you are Arianna, she would have to be invented.Comment
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Originally posted by Whorty View PostI was always the slightly psychotic centre half who like to fly in with slide tackles ... not sure they'd appreciate that in walking football
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Psychotic is delusional, hallucinating, paranoia and the like. For example, I'm paranoid that the moderators are reading all my posts and I have anti-psychotic medication for these kind of situations.
Anway, my point is if you were psychotic and delusional then you'd probably believe in God so I think you mean you're psychopathic. The moderators are watching the wrong person.Comment
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Originally posted by Snarf View PostNone, not having one it's a waste of time and money.
Chuck me in a wheelie bin when I'm done.Comment
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Originally posted by mb31 View PostDo you mean psychopathic as in you have no empathy and don't care if you hurt people?
Psychotic is delusional, hallucinating, paranoia and the like. For example, I'm paranoid that the moderators are reading all my posts and I have anti-psychotic medication for these kind of situations.
Anway, my point is if you were psychotic and delusional then you'd probably believe in God so I think you mean you're psychopathic. The moderators are watching the wrong person.
hey he ticks both boxes!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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