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    #81
    Originally posted by mb31 View Post
    Do you mean psychopathic as in you have no empathy and don't care if you hurt people?
    Psychotic disorders are severe mental disorders that cause abnormal thinking and perceptions. People with psychoses lose touch with reality.
    Yep, that was me. I used to abnormally think I was a good centre half, and had the perception I could win the ball cleanly without the need to tickle the ankles of the opposition forwards. This was not always the case, so it could be argued that i was not in touch with reality

    I had empathy for the opposition when they cried out in pain. Sometimes. A lot more so than when I played rugby

    But, I'm sure god will judge me when i die
    I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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      #82
      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      hey he ticks both boxes!
      I feel dirty ... for once i agree with Vetran
      I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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        #83
        Unfortunately there's no music allowed at "my lot's" type of funerals.

        I have instructed the missus she can have a select after party where the contents of my wine cellar is sampled along with one of my favourite playlists. Religious types excluded.
        ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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          #84
          Originally posted by Whorty View Post
          I feel dirty ... for once i agree with Vetran

          You know it makes sense,,,
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #85
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            You know it makes sense,,,
            I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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              #86
              Originally posted by Whorty View Post
              Yep, that was me. I used to abnormally think I was a good centre half, and had the perception I could win the ball cleanly without the need to tickle the ankles of the opposition forwards. This was not always the case, so it could be argued that i was not in touch with reality

              I had empathy for the opposition when they cried out in pain. Sometimes. A lot more so than when I played rugby

              But, I'm sure god will judge me when i die
              I'm no psychiatrist thankfully or I'd be working full time on this forum but I don't think you would quite reach the threshold for diagnosis of a psychotic disorder based on you being out of touch with the ball.

              This forum does have a slightly delusional flavour to it though. For example, look at the titles and reputation comments we have. Mine is

              mb31 is too good to be a permie

              Strictly speaking I'm on unemployment benefits and that might imply that I'm not good enough to be a permie. Coming here keeps me out of touch with reality.

              I couldn't possibly comment on anyone else's title or reputation.
              Last edited by mb31; 29 November 2019, 21:00. Reason: Anyone's guess

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                #87
                Originally posted by mb31 View Post
                I'm no psychiatrist thankfully or I'd be working full time on this forum but I don't think you would quite reach the threshold for diagnosis of a psychotic disorder based on you being out of touch with the ball.

                This forum does have a slightly delusional flavour to it though. For example, look at the titles and reputation comments we have. Mine is

                mb31 is too good to be a permie

                Strictly speaking I'm on unemployment benefits and that might imply that I'm not good enough to be a permie. Coming here keeps me out of touch with reality.

                I couldn't possible comment on anyone else's title or reputation.
                so STFU then FFS!

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                  #88
                  Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                  so STFU then FFS!

                  So speaks the man who is always on top? Cowboy?

                  Mine is "scorchio!" which is about right. I am hot
                  I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                    #89
                    BR I still don't understand the abbreviations so I'm going to assume you're saying something nice and thank you.

                    My wife is a psychiatric nurse and she's trained in restraint and giving unruly patients depot injections. If medication compliance is a genuine problem for you then PM me and I'll arrange some "treatment" gratis.

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                      #90
                      Originally posted by Whorty View Post
                      So speaks the man who is always on top? Cowboy?

                      Mine is "scorchio!" which is about right. I am hot
                      i don't choose the crap titles pal.
                      otherwise yours would be rather different.

                      maybe 'bampotus maximus' or 'ultimus tosserus'

                      hmmmm.............


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