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    #91
    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
    So speaks the man who is always on top? Cowboy?

    Mine is "scorchio!" which is about right. I am hot

    nah that's just a comment on the nasty little rash NLyUK gave you!
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #92
      Originally posted by mb31 View Post
      For example, look at the titles and reputation comments we have. Mine is

      mb31 is too good to be a permie
      Whatever happened to "More fingers than teeth"?

      Just askin' like.
      When the fun stops, STOP.

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        #93
        Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
        Whatever happened to "More fingers than teeth"?

        Just askin' like.
        If the hat fits I'll happily wear it. I prefer self depreciation.

        Perhaps if I survive for the next 35 years on here then you can all turn up to my funeral and slag me off as part of the eulogy. As a ghost I'd pissing myself when I've finished giving you a ghost golden shower and penetrating you in every which way.

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          #94
          Originally posted by mb31 View Post
          If the hat fits I'll happily wear it. I prefer self depreciation.

          Perhaps if I survive for the next 35 years on here then you can all turn up to my funeral and slag me off as part of the eulogy. As a ghost I'd pissing myself when I've finished giving you a ghost golden shower and penetrating you in every which way.
          That saves us the effort...
          His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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            #95
            Originally posted by mb31 View Post
            If the hat fits I'll happily wear it. I prefer self depreciation.

            Perhaps if I survive for the next 35 years on here
            Happily I'll be long gone by then.

            The very thought of another 35 years like the last one makes me cringe.
            When the fun stops, STOP.

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              #96
              Originally posted by mb31 View Post
              If the hat fits I'll happily wear it. I prefer self depreciation.

              Perhaps if I survive for the next 35 years on here then you can all turn up to my funeral and slag me off as part of the eulogy. As a ghost I'd pissing myself when I've finished giving you a ghost golden shower and penetrating you in every which way.
              Usually we have to pay for that round here. Though NLyUK is quite cheap.

              Reminds me of my time at Chase Bank on equity option desk. A new secretary joined. Young. Very pretty. A trader asked her out. She said yes. On the date, he asked where she wanted to go. She said a lap dancing club. When there, she asked a stripper for a private dance. She touch the stripper up and they both got thrown out.

              He was mortified. So when she invited him home, he said no. She replied "It will be fun. I will make bleed from every orifice."

              No-one ever asked her out again.....

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                #97
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Usually we have to pay for that round here. Though NLyUK is quite cheap.

                Reminds me of my time at Chase Bank on equity option desk. A new secretary joined. Young. Very pretty. A trader asked her out. She said yes. On the date, he asked where she wanted to go. She said a lap dancing club. When there, she asked a stripper for a private dance. She touch the stripper up and they both got thrown out.

                He was mortified. So when she invited him home, he said no. She replied "It will be fun. I will make bleed from every orifice."

                No-one ever asked her out again.....
                Sounds like a great tactic for getting people to stop hitting on her

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                  #98
                  Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
                  Happily I'll be long gone by then.

                  The very thought of another 35 years like the last one makes me cringe.
                  Just leave the key to the armoury where I can find it!
                  Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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                    #99
                    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                    Sounds like a great tactic for getting people to stop hitting on her
                    That was my thought. If it was, hats off to her.

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                      Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                      i don't choose the crap titles pal.
                      Looks like AI has you down to a T then

                      You go ride 'em, cowboy
                      I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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