Originally posted by GJABS
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The Christmas tree thread
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostYou don't get to claim all the fairy activities you knowComment
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Originally posted by xoggoth View PostDon't bother. I do stick some lights around the front room though.Comment
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Originally posted by BlueSharp View PostMines up and it's a whooper. Anyone else erected theirs yet?
aren't you worried its gone green?
Yep tree up this morning, more decorations tonight with wine.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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And another letdown decorating the tree last night, I had one bauble bigger than the other, a friend turned up and only one bauble and the other friend two baubles but very small. Puting them on the tree, always the left bauble hung lower."A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George OrwellComment
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostAnd another letdown decorating the tree last night, I had one bauble bigger than the other, a friend turned up and only one bauble and the other friend two baubles but very small. Puting them on the tree, always the left bauble hung lower.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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The tree doesn't go up before my birthday.
That's the law at the Albertville estate and as my birthday isn't for more than two weeks, we are a tree, tinsel and fairy free zone.
Although if @GJABS fancies popping around for a chinwag I'll make a one off exception to the fairies rule.
And no, that's not a euphemism.England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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We normally we wait for a few weeks.
But FIL decided he wanted to buy everyone a real tree and that he was going to do that yesterday - so we now have a tree up but not decorated....
have to do that sooner rather than later as otherwise the needles will dry out and drop off.
which reminds me I need to fill up the xmas try stand with water
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Originally posted by Paddy View PostRather short and limp and tired looking, barely lights up. Tried to insert a fairy but no luck there either.Tried to insert a fairy but no luck there either.Comment
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Originally posted by JohntheBike View Postwhich type?:Слава Україні! Героям слава!Comment
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