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What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex?

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    Your position is under review due to failure to deliver the agreed requirements.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      It's not a bug it's a feature.
      When the fun stops, STOP.

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        Execution was interrupted by...

        the kids.

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          I think we need to upgrade the toolset.

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            Waterfall?

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              Is this on the critical path?
              I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                We'll have to move this into the next sprint.
                Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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                  I said I would deliver it on a floppy.
                  "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                    Pretty sure I didn't commit anything

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                      what's the backout plan?

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