What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex?

**NotAllThere** · 5 December 2019, 06:54

I 've got this bug.

**Bacchus** · 5 December 2019, 07:56

So much better with reusable objects.

**GhostofTarbera** · 5 December 2019, 08:21

Poke poke poke

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**Whorty** · 5 December 2019, 08:27

I delivered what you asked for. Your requirements were not clear enough.

**Whorty** · 5 December 2019, 08:28

Let's MoSCoW your requirements, just so that I know what is a Must have for you and what is a Won't have this time.

**Whorty** · 5 December 2019, 08:29

I just got a peer review of my process, apparently I'm doing it wrong.

**NotAllThere** · 5 December 2019, 09:07

That's very clever.

**mb31** · 5 December 2019, 09:33

I'm going to do some worst case testing to see if you meet my performance requirements.

**mb31** · 5 December 2019, 09:37

I'm going to empty my stack and there could be some overflow.

**mudskipper** · 5 December 2019, 09:40

Insufficient RAM

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