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What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex?

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    #51
    Sigh, come on!

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      #52
      Let me just google how to do this.

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        #53
        It's been a while since I've seen a Palm Pilot.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #54
          We should try this with Ada.
          No need for smalltalk.
          This is BLISS.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #55
            This is binary code. It's all about ones and Ooooooooohs.
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              #56
              Says a boy database table to a girl database table: "mind if I join you?"

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                #57
                Ooh there's some select people in your persons table - can I do a group by?

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                  #58
                  I would like to hack your back door.

                  qh
                  He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

                  I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                    #59
                    Your floppy cannot be inserted.
                    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                      #60
                      Let me cover you in my lines of Splunk.


                      qh
                      He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

                      I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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