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What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex?

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    #71
    What did you say your day rate was?

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      #72
      Originally posted by vwdan View Post
      What did you say your day rate was?
      Those sort of "contractors" charge by the hour though

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        #73
        Don't you just hate it when the guy before you was sloppy
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        I can't see any way to do it can you please advise?

        I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.

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          #74
          Originally posted by vwdan View Post
          What did you say your day rate was?

          I wanna flip your bits.

          Have you tried GIMP?

          we need to try it on the Bus
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #75
            I'm sorry, I only know BASIC
            I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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              #76
              I have never done this before. Is there a manual I can read?

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                #77
                We need to do a penetration test
                I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                  #78
                  Apparently I need to 'INSERT INTO' but I can't see where

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                    #79
                    I'll have this finished in two mins.....
                    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                      #80
                      Sorry darling, i'll be late home tonight. I'm working with Jenny and Dave from accounts; I need to help them with some double-entry
                      I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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