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#91

5 December 2019, 17:54

The requirements are not clear..
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#92

6 December 2019, 01:09

oh boy, I can't read all this thread... it's too long.
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#93

6 December 2019, 07:23

I learned this in Java.

Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!
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6 December 2019, 08:07

We are at the bleeding edge.
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#95

6 December 2019, 08:25

If we throw more men at it would we be able to finish sooner?

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#96

6 December 2019, 08:40

I've done it with Pascal

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6 December 2019, 09:50

I'm sharing this best practice technique with the chaps in the office

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6 December 2019, 09:51

Well there's something we need to add to the Lessons Learned Log

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6 December 2019, 13:24

How long until the next release?
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6 December 2019, 13:29

Stick it in the backlog

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