What's something you can say when programming that you can also say during sex?

[quackhandle]

Can you do the needful?


qh

[d000hg]

What are the requirements?

It's really hard to get this done with an Indian chap looking over my shoulder taking notes and asking questions the whole time.

[Whorty]

It's really hard to get this done with an Indian chap looking over my shoulder taking notes and asking questions the whole time.

one of the best yet

[SimonMac]

tulip! It's gone down on me again

[NotAllThere]

tulip! It's gone down on me again

Hurray! She/he's* gone down again!

* Depending on how you refer to your program/machine/OS....

[original PM]

tulip! It's gone down on me again

KUATB

Which is something else you could probably say as well.

[NotAllThere]

Oh great. Now the keyboard is sticky.

[woohoo]

Sorry this isn't entirely relevant to the question but...

"Sorry, I put it in the wrong hole, I don't c#"

[NotAllThere]

Sorry this isn't entirely relevant to the question but...

"Sorry, I put it in the wrong hole, I don't c#"

How about: "Sorry, I didn't do that insert right. I don't C#"

[woohoo]

How about: "Sorry, I didn't do that insert right. I don't C#"

I c what you did there and thank you for the Swift reply, my joke was a bit BASIC. I should Comit more to my pun writing.

How about.

"Sorry, I did your Janus, I don't C#".

Best i could do at short notice.