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    Nice to see you got your headline in.

    I used to live quite near her (and met her ex-hubby Greg Wise - quite a nice chap, as it happens) but she's as mad as a box of frogs, and a hypocrite to boot. I don't care how much you may care about the planet, you don't fly back from LA to lecture the rest of us not to fly anywhere. And if she didn't actually say that, she did sort of actually mean it.
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    apostrophe for God's sake!

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    There's a Reddit headline if ever I saw one.
    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make myself look wise and well read."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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    She may be as mad as a march hare, but I sometimes wonder what would happen if there was an acute and deadly worldwide plague which meant all incoming ships, planes, and lorries had to be quarantined or blocked from entry to the UK. It's only a matter of time before something like that happens.

    Considering we import half of all our food from overseas, people might well soon start looking at next door's sleak cat and licking their lips!
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    Quote Originally Posted by OwlHoot View Post
    She may be as mad as a march hare, but I sometimes wonder what would happen if there was an acute and deadly worldwide plague which meant all incoming ships, planes, and lorries had to be quarantined or blocked from entry to the UK. It's only a matter of time before something like that happens.

    Considering we import half of all our food from overseas, people might well soon start looking at next door's sleak cat and licking their lips!
    **** that. Eat the poor....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mordac View Post
    I don't care how much you may care about the planet, you don't fly back from LA to lecture the rest of us not to fly anywhere.
    That's a very simplistic and not particularly bright argument.
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    Urine is quite nourishing

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