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    Quote Originally Posted by sal View Post
    If Tories and Labour have exact same number of MPs. Who gets first dibs on forming a government?
    What we do is round up all the MPs. Put them in a field and...
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    Quote Originally Posted by NotAllThere View Post
    What we do is round up all the MPs. Put them in a field and...
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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
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    They're too busy. Those radiators won't bleed themselves...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Platypus View Post
    I'm at the stage where I think that the Labour voters should get all they deserve, with a Corbyn government. That'll learn 'em.
    I'm hoping that was an intentional typo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigenare View Post
    Well Labour looks like they've found the money tree...
    JC was doing some social media video reading out negative tweets:

    Tweet: Jeremy how are you going to fund all this, there's no magic money tree
    JC: Yes there is, it's growing in the Cayman Islands
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    Quote Originally Posted by d000hg View Post
    JC was doing some social media video reading out negative tweets:

    Tweet: Jeremy how are you going to fund all this, there's no magic money tree
    JC: Yes there is, it's growing in the Cayman Islands
    Did anyone ask him how he's managed to amass a net worth of ~£3m?
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    Tories not panicking now, they've remembered that their voters aren't available until they finish work at 5.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigenare View Post
    Did anyone ask him how he's managed to amass a net worth of ~£3m?
    Londom property prices and public sector pension value?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Greg View Post
    Londom property prices and public sector pension value?
    I don't believe his predicted pension pot of £1.6m is included in his net worth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigenare View Post
    I don't believe his predicted pension pot of £1.6m is included in his net worth.
    What you do and don't believe is of little interest.
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