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    #11
    Originally posted by sal View Post
    If Tories and Labour have exact same number of MPs. Who gets first dibs on forming a government?
    What we do is round up all the MPs. Put them in a field and...
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #12
      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
      What we do is round up all the MPs. Put them in a field and...
      Gladiators, ready!

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        #13
        Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
        Gladiators, ready!
        They're too busy. Those radiators won't bleed themselves...

        They muttered something about exercising their right of substitution.
        Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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          #14
          Originally posted by Platypus View Post
          I'm at the stage where I think that the Labour voters should get all they deserve, with a Corbyn government. That'll learn 'em.
          I'm hoping that was an intentional typo?
          I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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            #15
            Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
            Well Labour looks like they've found the money tree...
            JC was doing some social media video reading out negative tweets:

            Tweet: Jeremy how are you going to fund all this, there's no magic money tree
            JC: Yes there is, it's growing in the Cayman Islands
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #16
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              JC was doing some social media video reading out negative tweets:

              Tweet: Jeremy how are you going to fund all this, there's no magic money tree
              JC: Yes there is, it's growing in the Cayman Islands
              Did anyone ask him how he's managed to amass a net worth of ~£3m?
              Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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                #17
                Tories not panicking now, they've remembered that their voters aren't available until they finish work at 5.
                The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
                  Did anyone ask him how he's managed to amass a net worth of ~£3m?
                  Londom property prices and public sector pension value?

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                    Londom property prices and public sector pension value?
                    I don't believe his predicted pension pot of £1.6m is included in his net worth.
                    Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
                      I don't believe his predicted pension pot of £1.6m is included in his net worth.
                      What you do and don't believe is of little interest.

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