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What I want from this hugely popular Tory govt

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    What I want from this hugely popular Tory govt

    Hard Brexit
    Throw Labour voting London under a bus
    Back to severe austerity
    Sell the NHS to Trump for a pound
    Massive tax cuts for wealthy permies in Swindon


    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Hard Brexit
    Throw Labour voting London under a bus
    Back to severe austerity
    Sell the NHS to Trump for a pound
    Massive tax cuts for wealthy permies in Swindon

    You'll get 2/5.

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      #3
      I'll settle for IR35 dead in a ditch.

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        Massive tax cuts for wealthy permies in Swindon

        Your taxes will increase to pay for the even-more-stupid-than-you new Tory voters up North.
        How can you live on a take-home of, what is it?, 3/4K? Jeez.
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Originally posted by TwoWolves View Post
          I'll settle for IR35 dead in a ditch.
          You can settle for what you want, ain't gonna happen.
          Hard Brexit now!
          #prayfornodeal

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            You can settle for what you want, ain't gonna happen.
            TW is not too bothered about reality.

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              #7
              Sell the NHS to Trump for a pound
              And don't forget that fantastic chlorinated chicken. Yum. I like a bit of Domestos with my vodka.
              bloggoth

              If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
              John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                #8
                ...and the allowable limits for excrement and maggots in your cornflakes.
                I'm alright Jack

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                  And don't forget that fantastic chlorinated chicken. Yum. I like a bit of Domestos with my vodka.
                  A 3% solution applied externally... Yeah, that's really spoil the taste. But probably not as much as salmonella or campylobacter already does.

                  Apart from which it's only the cheap pizza-and-KFC-bound crap that will be affected, proper UK-sourced organic chicken won't be. Which is what most sensible people buy anyway
                  Blog? What blog...?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by malvolio View Post
                    A 3% solution applied externally... Yeah, that's really spoil the taste. But probably not as much as salmonella or campylobacter already does.

                    Apart from which it's only the cheap pizza-and-KFC-bound crap that will be affected, proper UK-sourced organic chicken won't be. Which is what most sensible people buy anyway
                    You should put that up on the side of a bus.

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