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    Face like an orc?

    Lord of the Rings TV series: Casting call now '''urgent''' | Stuff.co.nz

    Should suit a few CUKkers....

    #2
    Will you be collective bargaining on behalf of your exes?

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      #3
      Not sure how I feel about a TV series. Will it be like Hollyoaks but set in Middle Earth, Gandalf finally comes out as gay, has an affair with Sam, pisses Frodo off who sits at home all day playing with his ring in a sulk.

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        #4
        Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
        Will you be collective bargaining on behalf of your exes?
        Most of them have nominated me....

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          #5
          Shame they didn't need an Aragorn ... I'd have been a shoe in
          I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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            #6
            "craggy faces with lots of lines... Faces with freckles and scars are also in demand"

            Not yer traditional beautiful/handsome/sexy etc film stars then. Maybe no acting skills either. In the interests of equality we should appoint people with no clue to every job going. IT contracts should be open to anyone with experience of mucking out pigs.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #7
              Originally posted by Whorty View Post
              Shame they didn't need an Aragorn ... I'd have been a shoe in
              I had you pegged as Smeagol's fish.
              Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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                #8
                I've got freckles!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                  I've got freckles!
                  I don't think acne counts as freckles.
                  Last edited by woohoo; 17 December 2019, 16:36. Reason: Added the grin because Im scared of ladymuck and wanted her to know it was joke.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
                    I don't think acne counts as freckles.
                    The grin may not be enough to save you...

                    #truthhurts

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