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    Will you be collective bargaining on behalf of your exes?

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    Not sure how I feel about a TV series. Will it be like Hollyoaks but set in Middle Earth, Gandalf finally comes out as gay, has an affair with Sam, pisses Frodo off who sits at home all day playing with his ring in a sulk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jamesbrown View Post
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    Shame they didn't need an Aragorn ... I'd have been a shoe in
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    "craggy faces with lots of lines... Faces with freckles and scars are also in demand"

    Not yer traditional beautiful/handsome/sexy etc film stars then. Maybe no acting skills either. In the interests of equality we should appoint people with no clue to every job going. IT contracts should be open to anyone with experience of mucking out pigs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whorty View Post
    Shame they didn't need an Aragorn ... I'd have been a shoe in
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    I've got freckles!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    I've got freckles!
    I don't think acne counts as freckles.
    Last edited by woohoo; 17th December 2019 at 16:36. Reason: Added the grin because Im scared of ladymuck and wanted her to know it was joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by woohoo View Post
    I don't think acne counts as freckles.
    The grin may not be enough to save you...

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