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What would Jesus’s say

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    #21
    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    Romanes eunt domus

    Well that worked but fecking Britannia is still in Europe!
    Romani ite domum!

    Now write it out 100 times or I'll cut your balls off!
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #22
      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      Romani ite domum!

      Now write it out 100 times or I'll cut your balls off!
      I wish I'd kept up my Latin. I'm consigned now to the oft incorrectly repeated mantra non illegitimo carborundum
      Last edited by JohntheBike; 18 December 2019, 13:50.

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        #23
        "Don't contract in Israel; last time I did, I got hammered with tacks."
        Last edited by LondonManc; 18 December 2019, 16:40.
        The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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          #24
          Originally posted by JohntheBike View Post
          It really is re-assuring that we can engage in this lighthearted conversation. However, beware other religions which are far less tolerant.
          Yeah, too right. Jesus is important to both Christians and Muslims and they've both shown their tolerance over the centuries .... it's those other religions that we need to watch out for

          But, what would he say today ..... "I hate this bloody time of year .... birthday and Christmas on the same day and the relations are all tight and only give me one present!"
          I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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            #25
            Originally posted by Whorty View Post
            Yeah, too right. Jesus is important to both Christians and Muslims and they've both shown their tolerance over the centuries .... it's those other religions that we need to watch out for

            But, what would he say today ..... "I hate this bloody time of year .... birthday and Christmas on the same day and the relations are all tight and only give me one present!"
            The fights tend to be over their opinions of who Jesus was - Son of God vs just another prophet. HTH
            The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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              #26
              Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
              The fights tend to be over their opinions of who Jesus was - Son of God vs just another prophet. HTH
              You did help, thanks. I had no idea about that until you posted. Thank Jesus's dad for CUK and the great knowledgeable posters.
              I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                #27
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
                  Let’s pretend Jesus’s was alive today

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by Whorty View Post
                    Yeah, too right. Jesus is important to both Christians and Muslims and they've both shown their tolerance over the centuries .... it
                    Thank goodness for the atheists. No atheistic regime has ever committed mass murder. And the ones who haven't been busy persecuting others have really reached out toward the poor, sick and imprisoned. You should pat yourselves on the back because you're such good people.
                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                      Thank goodness for the atheists. No atheistic regime has ever committed mass murder. And the ones who haven't been busy persecuting others have really reached out toward the poor, sick and imprisoned. You should pat yourselves on the back because you're such good people.
                      'atheists' aren't a homogeneous group unlike those who follow a religion and share common beliefs and values. So yes, there have been atheists that have committed atrocities but I don't relate to their beliefs, values or motivations.

                      And for the record, I wasn't having a go at Christianity with my comment - if you read what I was responding to you will see. Unfortunately you have gone all knee-jerk on us
                      I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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