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Can I expense an uber to the police station

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    Can I expense an uber to the police station

    Got a call earlier, automated voice said I am under investigation by HMRC due to unpaid tax, and that I must press 1 to speak with an operator, otherwise a warrant will be issued for my arrest.

    I'm just wondering if I can expense my journey to the police station to hand myself in.

    Worst case, I get arrested walking out of clientco to the maserati I paid with my ill gotten gains, but the silver lining is I can use my one phone call to ask my accountant.

    #2
    Originally posted by FIERCE TANK BATTLE View Post
    Got a call earlier, automated voice said I am under investigation by HMRC due to unpaid tax, and that I must press 1 to speak with an operator, otherwise a warrant will be issued for my arrest.

    I'm just wondering if I can expense my journey to the police station to hand myself in.

    Worst case, I get arrested walking out of clientco to the maserati I paid with my ill gotten gains, but the silver lining is I can use my one phone call to ask my accountant.
    Best idea is to press 1 and speak to an operator. Trust me, your mobile network provider will thank you !!
    When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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      #3
      I was too busy when I got the call and missed the chance to have some fun with the available options

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        #4
        I got an SMS from HMRC telling me to get my tax refund I should click the URL in the message.
        What should I do?
        See You Next Tuesday

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          #5
          They must be monitoring this forum as they have asked me to get you to post your credit card details on here so they can sort it out.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Lance View Post
            I got an SMS from HMRC telling me to get my tax refund I should click the URL in the message.
            What should I do?
            Send it to FIERCE TANK BATTLE. It could use it to pay off plod when they come to arrest him.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #7
              Press 1. Then blow the whistle you keep by the phone.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Lance View Post
                I got an SMS from HMRC telling me to get my tax refund I should click the URL in the message.
                What should I do?
                Sign up to Oude Joris Max 120.

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