Santacide

[NotAllThere]

The alternative is to have no presents. "Well, that's what happens when you try to deconstruct a myth".

I've read the Hogfather. I know what happens.

[Paddy]

I thought we'd try something different this Christmas to amuse the children. We're going to try to catch Santa

I've got a claw trap that I can set up by the coffee table next to his mince pie and sherry. After the kids have gone to bed I'm going to leave a black boot and bits of red rag in it. We've got some fake blood left over from Halloween so I can squirt a trail of blood across the kitchen to the back door (we don't have a chimney and the floor is tiled so there's no stain risk).

My kids are only 4 and 5 so I wonder if I should put this idea on ice until they're a bit older. Any thoughts?

Set up a cam recorder and capture him eating the pies and drinking the sherry and going into the little room to have a crap. You can leave Santa's hat in the loo.

[BrilloPad]

What does your wife think of this?

I certainly got a response from MrsBP when I told her.....

[mb31]

Just saw this and it made me think that Futurama Santa could easily be a member of this forum.

[northernladuk]

Why not pretend he committed suicide but he didn't really, it was just a show to get attention from random people.

I'd say go for it. Death seems a bit of a joke to you so maybe your kids will appreciate it as well.

[BrilloPad]

Why not pretend he committed suicide but he didn't really, it was just a show to get attention from random people.

I'd say go for it. Death seems a bit of a joke to you so maybe your kids will appreciate it as well.

MrsBP said she if I even suggested this she would rip my nuts off me. And divorce me. Which is the same thing?

[northernladuk]

MrsBP said she if I even suggested this she would rip my nuts off me. And divorce me. Which is the same thing?

Because no one in their right mind would think this is a good idea but doesn't stop Mb31 using it to garner a bit more attention.

[BR14]

Because no one in their right mind would think this is a good idea but doesn't stop Mb31 using it to garner a bit more attention.

why is he still here?
i don't get it.
i got banned for insulting a cloggy in hie own language.
he posts a fake suicide thread, and feck all?

[BrilloPad]

Because no one in their right mind would think this is a good idea but doesn't stop Mb31 using it to garner a bit more attention.

As ever you are right! All the attention should be on me! me! me! me! me!

[northernladuk]

why is he still here?
i don't get it.
i got banned for insulting a cloggy in hie own language.
he posts a fake suicide thread, and feck all?

Christ knows. Try this trick on mumsnet and it would make the news. Here, we chit merrily away with his pointless crap.