Silly random questions to ask Alexa, Google or Siri.

[mb31]

Today I asked how many bananas it would take to kill myself. Google Home says 4000 eaten at once to die from potassium poisoning. This is simply not true, all you need is one banana and throat insertion. I'm sure Alexa would have got that one right.

Anyway, please share any other silly random questions you've asked your smart speaker recently.

[Scruff]

What is one hundred in Welsh?

How do you say 12 months in Estonian?

Quick exit...

[cojak]

Come back in 2020.

[BrilloPad]

As AtW is unfunnier than mb31, why hasn't he been banned yet.

Siri said "****ed if I know"

[xoggoth]

If I need answers I ask my little puppet parrot.

[minestrone]

Where is Rodger Rabbit

[xoggoth]

That accountant guy?

[Old Greg]

Come back in 3020.

FTFY

[minestrone]

How do you kill a fox with a baseball bat.

[BrilloPad]

How do you kill a fox with a baseball bat.

Anyway you want. As long as you tell everyone on social media afterwards thus guaranteeing a RSPCA investigation....