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    Default Silly random questions to ask Alexa, Google or Siri.

    Today I asked how many bananas it would take to kill myself. Google Home says 4000 eaten at once to die from potassium poisoning. This is simply not true, all you need is one banana and throat insertion. I'm sure Alexa would have got that one right.

    Anyway, please share any other silly random questions you've asked your smart speaker recently.

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    As AtW is unfunnier than mb31, why hasn't he been banned yet.

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    How do you kill a fox with a baseball bat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by minestrone View Post
    How do you kill a fox with a baseball bat.
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