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    Default I will share the videos with your contacts

    Oh noes! What will I do?

    The last time you visited a pornographic website with young teenagers, you downloaded and automatically installed spying software that I created. My program has turned on your cαmera and recorded the act of ur mαsturbatίon and the vίdeo you were watching while mαsturbating. I also got your contact lists, phone numbers, emails, social media contacts. I have the yungfos.mp4 video file with ur mαsturbatioɳ and a file with all your contacts on my hard drive. If you want me to delete both files and keep your secret, you must seɳd me the Bitcoin pαyʍent. I give you lαst 72 houɼs to trαnsfer the funds.

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    I thought the only videos you watched were how to organize social meet-ups, how to fix cars and how to oppress your man?
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    Seen 'em already.
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    Thought it was just us blokes who watched porn. I got a popup like that once too while searching "fat lesbians" on xnxx.com. Don't think that's illegal. (yet)

    PS And the only thing my webcam would ever show, not that it's often plugged in, is the little birdies feasting on my bird table.
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    The little birds feasting on my bird feeder seem to be jackdaws most of the time.

    Used to see nuthatches and other things but the jackdaws seem to frighten them off.

    Though one jackdaw did get taken by a hawk some years ago much to the distress of the rest.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    The little birds feasting on my bird feeder seem to be jackdaws most of the time.

    Used to see nuthatches and other things but the jackdaws seem to frighten them off.

    Though one jackdaw did get taken by a hawk some years ago much to the distress of the rest.

    Currently through the murk I can see 2 goldfinches on the sunflower seeds, a woodpecker on the peanut feeder a flying rat waiting for anything to fall and two guineafowl looking sad, wet and prehistoric. But I can only see 3 feeders from here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    Thought it was just us blokes who watched porn.
    We are the only ones who admit it.
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    Anyway, back to the subject. Are you going to share your videos with us ladymuck?
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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    Anyway, back to the subject. Are you going to share your videos with us ladymuck?
    If you wait a while it seems they will be available for free as I won't be paying the ransom

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    If you wait a while it seems they will be available for free as I won't be paying the ransom
    but they are sending them to all your friends! i.e. no-one.....
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