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    Weirdos and Misfits

    Ideal for a number of posters on here: Dominic Cummings calls for 'weirdos and misfits' for No 10 jobs | Politics | The Guardian
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

    #2
    I fit all the requirements, right wing, weirdo.

    Can't wait for the new job.

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      I fit all the requirements, right wing, weirdo.

      Can't wait for the new job.


      Inneresting.
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        #4
        Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
        I fit all the requirements, right wing, weirdo.

        Can't wait for the new job.

        I'm not sure he means unusual in that way.
        Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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          #5
          The Cult of Cummings.
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Good marketing by the idiot Cummings. He's advertsing for people to get involved in the running of the country, but read what he is looking for properly and it's actually for a dogsbody to do the boring stuff so he can concetrate on being wonderful.

            Only a new Uni grad would be fooled...
            Blog? What blog...?

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              #7
              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              Inneresting.
              Inneresting
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                Originally posted by malvolio View Post
                Good marketing by the idiot Cummings. He's advertsing for people to get involved in the running of the country, but read what he is looking for properly and it's actually for a dogsbody to do the boring stuff so he can concetrate on being wonderful.

                Only a new Uni grad would be fooled...
                That's only one job. Do try to read the entire article.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  That's only one job. Do try to read the entire article.

                  He's looking for theoretical mathematicians and statisticians. It's all about being able to isolate and spin numbers to produce results that will placate the believers.

                  "If you ignore this and that, and compare the first value with one from 20 years ago, what's the result?"
                  "85%"
                  "Excellent, well done. That's the figure we'll use"
                  "But the actual figure is 25%"
                  "No, that's not what they should be told"
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    #10
                    Despite all of which, he really is An Ugly Mother****er and no mistake.

                    What has the country come to?
                    When the fun stops, STOP.

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