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A job for MPs who want to do something useful for once

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    A job for MPs who want to do something useful for once

    Cleaning job in Liverpool that pays £50 an hour

    #2
    Right - they are called hookers....

    Just a novel way to get around the law!

    I wonder where you put the tip....



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      #3
      Originally posted by original PM View Post
      Right - they are called hookers....

      Just a novel way to get around the law!

      I wonder where you put the tip....



      I was not aware of any hookers with a no touching rule?

      Personally I want a cleaner that concentrates on the cleaning. Nothing sexier than a clean house at my age.

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        #4
        Originally posted by original PM View Post
        Right - they are called hookers....

        Just a novel way to get around the law!

        I wonder where you put the tip....



        And only the tip, mind.
        Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          I was not aware of any hookers with a no touching rule?

          Personally I want a cleaner that concentrates on the cleaning. Nothing sexier than a clean house at my age.
          Well they have to put the 'no touching' rule in so people do not just see through it for what it is - hookers...

          but yeah I would prefer to spend £25 and hour and get the house cleaned.

          Cos I also am old!

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            #6
            Originally posted by original PM View Post
            Well they have to put the 'no touching' rule in so people do not just see through it for what it is - hookers...

            but yeah I would prefer to spend £25 and hour and get the house cleaned.

            Cos I also am old!
            £25? You pay alot where you are I suppose. £15 in North Wales. A very nice Polish lady. Ruthlessly efficient. We nearly lost her as our vacuum cleaner was not up to the job - had to get a new one.

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              #7
              There used to be a topless barbers in a town near me in the mid noughties. It didn't last very long before locals got it shut down [emoji23]
              If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                £25? You pay alot where you are I suppose. £15 in North Wales. A very nice Polish lady. Ruthlessly efficient. We nearly lost her as our vacuum cleaner was not up to the job - had to get a new one.
                £15 an hour sounds more like it, I think we are paying £14.

                Have friends who pay their cleaner holiday pay, is this normal?

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                  #9
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                  Used to have a naked cleaner but she upset the cat. The cat kept thinking it was going to have tuna for lunch.
                  "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    A job for MPs who want to do something useful for once
                    Sure about that?

                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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