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    Sauna etiquette....

    Does the US have a problem with topless women? - BBC News

    Well, I had something of an experience about this in the Livingwell gym I use near to work (Even by Hilton standards this is something of a dump). Lady in the sauna is only wearing a towel. She uses her hands to brush her long hair which is a challenge given her hair is sitting length and the sauna makes a phone box look large. Well, with her hands busy there was something of a towel malfunction. Today there is a small bloke with moustache mearing only a towel in the same sauna jumping up and down on the spot then coughing his guts up which prompted me to leave a lot more rapidly. I am next to a train station – I am wondering if this was Gricer and his partner?
    Last edited by Wilmslow; 9 January 2020, 14:16.

    #2
    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    strain station
    Novel description of a crapper.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
      Does the US have a problem with topless women? - BBC News

      Well, I had something of an experience about this in the Livingwell gym I use near to work (Even by Hilton standards this is something of a dump). Lady in the sauna is only wearing a towel. She uses her hands to brush her long hair which is a challenge given her hair is sitting length and the sauna makes a phone box look large. Well, with her hands busy there was something of a towel malfunction. Today there is a small bloke with moustache mearing only a towel in the same sauna jumping up and down on the spot then coughing his guts up which prompted me to leave a lot more rapidly. I am next to a train station – I am wondering if this was Gricer and his partner?
      Gricer is a bum bandit so unless you're his partner...
      Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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        #4
        Oi, wilmsy, how yer mafia neighbours doing?

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          #5
          Sexist, again. So it's all right for women to go topless? (which of course it is). Why do women have a problem every time I pull my kn0b out on the morning train ride to work?

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            #6
            Originally posted by ChimpMaster View Post
            Why do women have a problem every time I pull my kn0b out on the morning train ride to work?
            Breach of court order perhaps?

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              #7
              Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
              Does the US have a problem with topless women? - BBC News

              Well, I had something of an experience about this in the Livingwell gym I use near to work (Even by Hilton standards this is something of a dump). Lady in the sauna is only wearing a towel. She uses her hands to brush her long hair which is a challenge given her hair is sitting length and the sauna makes a phone box look large. Well, with her hands busy there was something of a towel malfunction. Today there is a small bloke with moustache mearing only a towel in the same sauna jumping up and down on the spot then coughing his guts up which prompted me to leave a lot more rapidly. I am next to a train station – I am wondering if this was Gricer and his partner?
              Well, I hope you didn't get a whacker

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                #8
                Find a place with a bigger sauna.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #9
                  Just had a wonderful 2 weeks in Russia, most saunas are naked mixed, after a few vodkas you don’t care


                  Sent from my iPhone using Contractor UK Forum

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                    #10
                    Not Safe For Saunas



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