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    IR35 misconceptions

    Your cock grows 3 inches if outside IR35

    any others ?


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    #2
    So you now have 3.5 inches?

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      #3
      Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
      Your cock grows 3 inches if outside IR35
      Has the same effect on women(or men if that’s your thing) when you tell them your salary

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        #4
        IPSE give you free membership if you get an outside gig*



        *Terms and conditions apply

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          #5
          Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
          Your cock grows 3 inches if outside IR35

          any others ?


          Sent from my iPhone using Contractor UK Forum
          Don't worry, your Mrs probably uses the substitution clause.
          When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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            #6
            Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
            Don't worry, your Mrs probably uses the substitution clause.
            Probably that small she can’t decide if he’s inside or out !

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              #7
              Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
              Don't worry, your Mrs probably uses the substitution clause.

              Shee keeps hoping for an extension.. !
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                Originally posted by BABABlackSheep View Post
                Probably that small she can’t decide if he’s inside or out !
                Does she have supervision and control?
                I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Whorty View Post
                  Does she have supervision and control?
                  Control costs extra

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