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    #11
    The way to impress lady visitors is to have a very nice and pristine bathroom with fresh towels.

    Above all, be good-looking and non-creepy. They like that.

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      #12
      Mate: Here Brian, what the **** is all this in your bathroom?
      Brian: Er... it's my lady drawer.
      Mate: Your ******* what?
      Brian: Er, it's where I keep all those things that I... er, that my lady-friends might need when they visit.
      Mate: ...
      Brian: ...
      Mate: Brian, these silkys are y-fronts. I think that we need to talk...
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      Former member of IPSE.


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      Many a mickle makes a muckle.

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        #13
        Originally posted by KinooOrKinog View Post
        Jesus wept, wtaf? A dildo? He expects them to share one?? And in what universe does he think any woman would be wanting to take a pregnancy test in his bathroom?

        Sounds like he's trying to say 'I'm a top sh*gger, but hey I'm sensitive & considerate too'
        If he was a top sh*gger, the lady wouldn't need a dildo, surely?

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          #14
          Originally posted by GJABS View Post
          If he was a top sh*gger, the lady wouldn't need a dildo, surely?
          So young, so naive...
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          Former member of IPSE.


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            #15
            Originally posted by GJABS View Post
            If he was a top sh*gger, the lady wouldn't need a dildo, surely?
            We'll let you off, seeing as satisfying a lady isn't top of your priorities.

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              #16
              Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
              We'll let you off, seeing as satisfying a lady isn't top of your priorities.
              In that way he is like most men, as I've said before I can't flick my tongue for the whole of Bolero!
              But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                #17
                Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
                In that way he is like most men, as I've said before I can't flick my tongue for the whole of Bolero!
                As you as you can lick your eyebrows its fine.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  As you as you can lick your eyebrows its fine.



                  as always Kevin nailed it!

                  oh just in case you aren't familiar with his humour NSFW!!!
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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