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    Man mocked for keeping a 'lady drawer' for his frequent guests | Daily Mail Online

    A man has been mocked online for keeping a 'lady drawer' for his frequent female house guests.The man, known as BassFather on Twitter, shared an image of a drawer filled with tampons, flushable wipes, a First Response pregnancy test, a dildo, makeup remover wipes, scrunchies, a hairbrush, and two bottles of nail polish remover.
    Alongside the photo, he penned: 'I feel like every guy needs a “lady drawer” if you plan on having frequent guests.'
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Not sure if that's cute or creepy. I'm edging towards cute.

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      #3
      Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
      Not sure if that's cute or creepy. I'm edging towards cute.
      i'm backing away, quietly

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        #4
        if he had stopped at wipes, nail varnish remover, lady things (in sealed packs) paracetamol and a brush in a wrapper he would be smashing it.
        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #5
          What every lady needs is high powered toilet flushing equpiment

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            #6
            Jesus wept, wtaf? A dildo? He expects them to share one?? And in what universe does he think any woman would be wanting to take a pregnancy test in his bathroom?

            Sounds like he's trying to say 'I'm a top sh*gger, but hey I'm sensitive & considerate too'
            If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically

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              #7
              Originally posted by KinooOrKinog View Post
              Jesus wept, wtaf? A dildo? He expects them to share one?? And in what universe does he think any woman would be wanting to take a pregnancy test in his bathroom?

              Sounds like he's trying to say 'I'm a top sh*gger, but hey I'm sensitive & considerate too'
              Why wouldn’t woman share a dildo?


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                #8
                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                ...lady things...
                bless.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #9
                  Well given it's all brand new and unopened, I suspect he lives more in hope than expectation.

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                    #10
                    That's his bathroom, is he expecting his guests to do their own warm up act with that dildo? Or console themselves afterwards maybe. He also has one of those piss catching rugs around his bog, which probably tells us he's a northern sales rep. With a caravan at Scarborough, like Jimmy Savile.

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