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    Man mocked for keeping a 'lady drawer' for his frequent guests | Daily Mail Online

    A man has been mocked online for keeping a 'lady drawer' for his frequent female house guests.The man, known as BassFather on Twitter, shared an image of a drawer filled with tampons, flushable wipes, a First Response pregnancy test, a dildo, makeup remover wipes, scrunchies, a hairbrush, and two bottles of nail polish remover.
    Alongside the photo, he penned: 'I feel like every guy needs a “lady drawer” if you plan on having frequent guests.'
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Not sure if that's cute or creepy. I'm edging towards cute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladymuck View Post
    Not sure if that's cute or creepy. I'm edging towards cute.
    i'm backing away, quietly
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    if he had stopped at wipes, nail varnish remover, lady things (in sealed packs) paracetamol and a brush in a wrapper he would be smashing it.
    "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

    I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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    Jesus wept, wtaf? A dildo? He expects them to share one?? And in what universe does he think any woman would be wanting to take a pregnancy test in his bathroom?

    Sounds like he's trying to say 'I'm a top sh*gger, but hey I'm sensitive & considerate too'
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    Quote Originally Posted by KinooOrKinog View Post
    Jesus wept, wtaf? A dildo? He expects them to share one?? And in what universe does he think any woman would be wanting to take a pregnancy test in his bathroom?

    Sounds like he's trying to say 'I'm a top sh*gger, but hey I'm sensitive & considerate too'
    Why wouldn’t woman share a dildo?


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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    ...lady things...
    bless.
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    Well given it's all brand new and unopened, I suspect he lives more in hope than expectation.

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    That's his bathroom, is he expecting his guests to do their own warm up act with that dildo? Or console themselves afterwards maybe. He also has one of those piss catching rugs around his bog, which probably tells us he's a northern sales rep. With a caravan at Scarborough, like Jimmy Savile.

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