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    Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina? | Fashion | The Guardian

    Still, Goop is worth more than a quarter of a billion dollars, largely because of Gwyneth talking about her vagina, so no wonder she has a smile on her face (or maybe that’s just the vaginal egg). So, light that candle, breathe deep and accept the facts: this is Gwyneth’s vagina. And the rest of us just live in it.
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    All the nice girls love a candle.
    All the nice girls love a wick.
    Cos there's something about a candle
    that reminds them of a ...........

    Nice and greasy,
    slips up easy,
    it's a nice girl's pride and joy.

    When you walk along the front
    with a candle up your ........
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Why is Gwyneth Paltrow selling a candle that smells like her vagina? | Fashion | The Guardian

    Still, Goop is worth more than a quarter of a billion dollars, largely because of Gwyneth talking about her vagina, so no wonder she has a smile on her face (or maybe that’s just the vaginal egg). So, light that candle, breathe deep and accept the facts: this is Gwyneth’s vagina. And the rest of us just live in it.
    Can do the same thing at less than half price, just leave a piece of Haddock on the radiator.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy View Post
    Can do the same thing at less than half price, just leave a piece of Haddock on the radiator.
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    She's laughing all the way to bank, unable to believe how gullible people are. Good on her.

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    Smells fishy to me. Has Chris Martin verified for authenticity yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hobosapien View Post
    Smells fishy to me. Has Chris Martin verified for authenticity yet?
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    Well, it's clear as to who would buy a candle like that:

    People who like country smells.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    Well, it's clear as to who would buy a candle like that:

    People who like country smells.
    On Desolation Boulevard, they'd light the faded lights.....

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