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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    Smoked penis? What does it taste like?
    Dried banana skin. It was a thing at one time.

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    Thinking about this more, a woman could use this for same purposes (whole banana) and it would be warm afterwards for man to use, then both could eat the banana


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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
    Thinking about this more, a woman could use this for same purposes (whole banana) and it would be warm afterwards for man to use, then both could eat the banana


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    Quote Originally Posted by WTFH View Post
    Smoked penis? What does it taste like?
    Quote Originally Posted by Martin Bank Holiday View Post
    Dried banana skin.

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    I must admit I'd never though of banana skins like this......

    then again never put toothpaste on my knob either...
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    Quote Originally Posted by psychocandy View Post
    I must admit I'd never though of banana skins like this......

    then again never put toothpaste on my knob either...
    Why can’t people just use a toothbrush like the rest of us

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    Quote Originally Posted by psychocandy View Post
    I must admit I'd never though of banana skins like this......

    then again never put toothpaste on my knob either...
    The idea is you get your partner to put some toothpaste in their mouth before they give you he....


    Oooh wait this is a forum for IT contractors...


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    Quote Originally Posted by original PM View Post
    The idea is you get your partner to put some toothpaste in their mouth before they give you he....


    Oooh wait this is a forum for IT contractors...


    Try creme de menthe and make sure you wash after. All that sugar is a magnet for infections.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
    eurgh

    using a banana skin really?

    tbf i used to use 2 pillows stuck together for pleasuring. but then again, what's wrong with just your good old hand

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