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    #11
    Originally posted by WTFH View Post
    Smoked penis? What does it taste like?
    Dried banana skin. It was a thing at one time.

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      #12
      Thinking about this more, a woman could use this for same purposes (whole banana) and it would be warm afterwards for man to use, then both could eat the banana


      Sent from my iPhone using Contractor UK Forum

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        #13
        Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
        Thinking about this more, a woman could use this for same purposes (whole banana) and it would be warm afterwards for man to use, then both could eat the banana


        Sent from my iPhone using Contractor UK Forum
        You know - not sure you need to continue thinking about this -- and if you do feel free not to post your thoughts on here!

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          #14
          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          Smoked penis? What does it taste like?
          Originally posted by Martin Bank Holiday View Post
          Dried banana skin.

          OK, I'll take your word for it.
          …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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            #15
            I must admit I'd never though of banana skins like this......

            then again never put toothpaste on my knob either...
            Rhyddid i lofnod psychocandy!!!!

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              #16
              Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
              I must admit I'd never though of banana skins like this......

              then again never put toothpaste on my knob either...
              Why can’t people just use a toothbrush like the rest of us

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                #17
                Originally posted by psychocandy View Post
                I must admit I'd never though of banana skins like this......

                then again never put toothpaste on my knob either...
                The idea is you get your partner to put some toothpaste in their mouth before they give you he....


                Oooh wait this is a forum for IT contractors...

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by original PM View Post
                  The idea is you get your partner to put some toothpaste in their mouth before they give you he....


                  Oooh wait this is a forum for IT contractors...


                  Try creme de menthe and make sure you wash after. All that sugar is a magnet for infections.
                  Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
                    Bit like jerky I imagine
                    So your "friend" says?
                    "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
                      eurgh

                      using a banana skin really?

                      tbf i used to use 2 pillows stuck together for pleasuring. but then again, what's wrong with just your good old hand

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