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    So the coronavirus is here apparently. Presumably it had to come into heathrow to get to Scotland?
    I guess its going to be doing the rounds everywhere else in the UK soon

    Coronavirus fears in Scotland as two in hospital after China trip

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    TBH, their more likely to catch something worse at the QEH. Good luck to them; they'll need it.
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    Cue the doomladen music to "Survivors (1975)".

    Keep your shotguns loaded & go easy on the baked beans.

    When the fun stops, STOP.

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    Somebody caught it from bonking a snake apparently.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
    Cue the doomladen music to "Survivors (1975)".

    Keep your shotguns loaded & go easy on the baked beans.

    I seem to remember spending a long time being convinced I'd caught rabies after watching that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    Somebody caught it from bonking a snake apparently.
    Python?

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    Here we go here we go here we go:

    Doomsday Clock - Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists

    Buy your Cobalt Thorium G and wear your mushrooms & anti virus masks with pride.
    When the fun stops, STOP.

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    Look out!

    Run for the hills!

    The lying Tory mother****er who's Health Secretary has just walked out of the COBRA meeting saying there's nothing to worry about!

    And no, I don't know the nonentity's name.
    When the fun stops, STOP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xoggoth View Post
    Somebody caught it from bonking a snake apparently.
    Mistook it for a banana, did they?
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    Just don't go to the restaurant tomorrow to celebrate the new year and order a Corona.

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