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What subjects should be taboo in the office?

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    #11
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      #12
      Masturbating to female colleague porn.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #13
        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        Masturbating to female colleague porn.
        Diet Coke Break!
        Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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          #14
          Originally posted by vetran View Post
          we did some mapping stuff and one of the female staff thought GIS was pronounced Jizz.
          You mean it isn’t??
          "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
          - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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            #15
            Originally posted by GhostofTarbera View Post
            LEGO

            Woman find this more offensive than just about anything on earth


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            So are we expected just to remove subjects women find offensive? What are men? What about other non-binary?

            Personally I wish they would all stop talking about how smelly I am.

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              #16
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              So are we expected just to remove subjects women find offensive? What are men? What about other non-binary?

              Personally I wish they would all stop talking about how smelly I am.
              They're the ones with the deodorant and perfume, imagine how smelly they must be...
              Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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                #17
                Originally posted by KinooOrKinog View Post
                Surely it's gif? You're crazy if you think it's gif! [emoji23]
                All I'm saying is I'm with the inventor of gif on how to pronounce gif. I know it's wrong but its right.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by woohoo View Post
                  All I'm saying is I'm with the inventor of gif on how to pronounce gif. I know it's wrong but its right.
                  I'm with George Hempl on this one, if that makes sense!
                  Last edited by Whorty; 28 January 2020, 10:15.
                  I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by woohoo View Post
                    • Feminism.
                    • Coffee/tea rounds.
                    • How to pronounce gif.
                    • Contractor rates.
                    Huh? How many ways are there to pronounce "gif", unless you're one of those weirdos who pronounces it "jiff" as in jiffy bag, in which case you probably insist on spelling "disk" as "disc" about 50 years after everyone else stopped!

                    A permie I worked with at my previous clientco started getting on my wick for pronouncing "project" as "proeject" with a long "o". Unfortunately as he was a PM, every other word he said was "proeject"
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                      #20
                      How to pronounce schedule

                      How to pronounce scone and, by extension, whether it's jam or cream first

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