What subjects should be taboo in the office?

[Zigenare]

Huh? How many ways are there to pronounce "gif", unless you're one of those weirdos who pronounces it "jiff" as in jiffy bag, in which case you probably insist on spelling "disk" as "disc" about 50 years after everyone else stopped!

A permie I worked with at my previous clientco started getting on my wick for pronouncing "project" as "proeject" with a long "o". Unfortunately as he was a PM, every other word he said was "proeject"

Oi!

Floppy Disk
Hard Disk

Optical media is "Disc" the clue is in the names!

Them's the rules!

[Zigenare]

How to pronounce schedule

How to pronounce scone and, by extension, whether it's jam or cream first

Shed!

Jam!

[WTFH]

Huh? How many ways are there to pronounce "gif", unless you're one of those weirdos who pronounces it "jiff" as in jiffy bag

OK, let me help: GIF

The G is pronounced like it is in "gnaw" and "gnarly"
The I is pronounced like it is in "piece" and "conceive"
And the F is pronounced like it is in "halfpenny"

...I was going to say that the F is pronounced as it is in "way", to which you would point out "there's no f-in way that's right"

[Mordac]

Masturbating to female colleague porn.

Yes I remember that. I had to delete the evidence in a hurry, and you ended up with a strongly worded letter from HR. You didn't even buy me a pint you tight-fisted

[MonkeysUncle]

Shed!

Jam!

What!
Clotted cream first....always

[LondonManc]

What!
Clotted cream first....always

Devon weirdo.

[quackhandle]

I would have thought Felching would be a no-no.

qh

[ladymuck]

I would have thought Felching would be a no-no.

qh

Talking about it or doing it?

[woohoo]

How to pronounce schedule

How to pronounce scone and, by extension, whether it's jam or cream first

No Jam or cream.

[MonkeysUncle]

Devon weirdo.

Actually I'm from London
It just always made sense to put the cream first then the jam

You wouldn't put jam and then butter on toast would you?