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    Quote Originally Posted by MonkeysUncle View Post
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    It just always made sense to put the cream first then the jam

    You wouldn't put jam and then butter on toast would you?
    Your analogy is tulipe, for the following reasons reasons.

    1. Toast != Scone
    2. Butter != Clotted Cream
    3. You're talking tulipe!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigenare View Post
    Your analogy is tulipe, for the following reasons reasons.

    1. Toast != Scone
    2. Butter != Clotted Cream
    3. You're talking tulipe!
    OK fine

    Then you put peanut butter then jam on a bagel.
    Same concept, jam always goes second

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    Quote Originally Posted by MonkeysUncle View Post
    OK fine

    Then you put peanut butter then jam on a bagel.
    Same concept, jam always goes second
    Nope, they don't belong in the same cupboard, never mind on the same lump of bread!
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    WTFH asked for a ban in the office on discussion about economics and trade. As it excluded him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BrilloPad View Post
    WTFH asked for a ban in the office on discussion about economics and trade. As it confused him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zigenare View Post
    Your analogy is tulipe, for the following reasons reasons.

    1. Toast != Scone
    2. Butter != Clotted Cream
    3. You're talking tulipe!

    Jam on the bottom half

    Cream on top half then slap them together - its the only way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    Jam on the bottom half

    Cream on top half then slap them together - its the only way.
    you want to eat it, not wear it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vetran View Post
    Jam on the bottom half

    Cream on top half then slap them together - its the only way.
    Split the scone.

    Lay on a plate exposing the internal surfaces.

    Layer Jam on exposed internal surfaces.

    Layer clotted cream on top of both layers of Jam.

    Consume!
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    Because I like to make sure I upset everyone equally, my method is:

    Break scone in half.

    On one exposed inner surface spread jam then clotted cream.

    On the other exposed inner surface spread clotted cream then jam.

    Scoff.

    Repeat until bored / full / feeling sick.

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