What subjects should be taboo in the office?

[Zigenare]

Actually I'm from London
It just always made sense to put the cream first then the jam

You wouldn't put jam and then butter on toast would you?

Your analogy is tulipe, for the following reasons reasons.

1. Toast != Scone
2. Butter != Clotted Cream
3. You're talking tulipe!

[MonkeysUncle]

Your analogy is tulipe, for the following reasons reasons.

1. Toast != Scone
2. Butter != Clotted Cream
3. You're talking tulipe!

OK fine

Then you put peanut butter then jam on a bagel.
Same concept, jam always goes second

[Zigenare]

OK fine

Then you put peanut butter then jam on a bagel.
Same concept, jam always goes second

Nope, they don't belong in the same cupboard, never mind on the same lump of bread!

[BrilloPad]

WTFH asked for a ban in the office on discussion about economics and trade. As it excluded him.

[ladymuck]

WTFH asked for a ban in the office on discussion about economics and trade. As it confused him.

FTFY

[vetran]

LEGO

Woman find this more offensive than just about anything on earth


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nah they are shouting "LET GO!!" at you

[vetran]

Your analogy is tulipe, for the following reasons reasons.

1. Toast != Scone
2. Butter != Clotted Cream
3. You're talking tulipe!

Jam on the bottom half

Cream on top half then slap them together - its the only way.

[BR14]

Jam on the bottom half

Cream on top half then slap them together - its the only way.

you want to eat it, not wear it.

[Zigenare]

Jam on the bottom half

Cream on top half then slap them together - its the only way.

Split the scone.

Lay on a plate exposing the internal surfaces.

Layer Jam on exposed internal surfaces.

Layer clotted cream on top of both layers of Jam.

Consume!

[ladymuck]

Because I like to make sure I upset everyone equally, my method is:

Break scone in half.

On one exposed inner surface spread jam then clotted cream.

On the other exposed inner surface spread clotted cream then jam.

Scoff.

Repeat until bored / full / feeling sick.