Originally posted by northernladuk
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostSix women working at clients within five miles of your location want to meet you now. Sign up for further details....
How do they know they want to meet me if I've not yet signed up!
Feckin Amazooglebook stealing my data!
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostI don't want to meet women
don't knock it till you try it!Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostI'm broken
NLyUK a little too enthusiastic again?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by woohoo View PostI'm thinking of setting up a contractor dating site, match up contractors with other like minded individuals.
Should really be pretty simple to setup, age, sex, length of contract, rate - that should be enough to satisfy most contractors.
The good news, I can then sell on personal and business information to recruiters, IPSE and HMRC.
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Originally posted by Wilmslow View PostDon't forget to ask about lollipops....
Q28. Does your accountant approve?
Q29. Can you sing?
Q30. Red or Brown(sauce)?
Q31. Can you ride a motorbike through horse manure without nearly killing yourself?
Q32. What is the weather like in Swansea?
Q33. Have you ever stayed at the Heathrow Thistle?
Q34. Have you ever send picture of your private bits to another CUK poster?
Q35. Do you have mafia neighbours?
Q36. How fat are you?Comment
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Q42: how long does it take you to recover from falling off a pushbike?
Q46: do you spread horse manure randomly in country lanes?Comment
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What is the correct volume of tea per portion?
Do you have children, how many, and do you like them?
Do you live within walking distance of a zone 1 or 2 tube station?
Suggest a recipe for guinea fowl.Comment
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I wouldn't think a woman would want to date a contractor. They'd want a bloke with one that -expands- when they hookup with them..Comment
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